Friday, April 08, 2005

The Little Match Girl.

Yeah~ Dats right. Today im gonna tell you all about a story.

Its call "The Little Match Girl".

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Look, isnt she sweet and everything?

But!! Looks can be deceiving! You guys thought you knew the story?? Muahahaha. You are so WRONG! Let mi tell u why~

Basically Little Match Ger is a poor girl who was being forced to sell matches in the cold by her 2 ugly evil step sisters. Yeah, sound familiar? Her mother died when she was young and her old senile father tries to sell her to a ugly looking beast. So, its either she sell matches in the cold or be a sex slave to the fugly beast. Apparantly, being the clever ger she had always been, she choose the first way out.

And here she is selling matches in the cold. When she walked pass the "Living Dead Dolls" shop, she thought the eerie dolls were way cool! So she took a lit match and poses for the picture! But it turns out all wrong. Looking at the unsuccessful pic, she got pek chek and wonder why does she lead such a pityful life. Thus, she went home n kill everyone in her family. Then burn the house up, using all the matches she had.

In the end, she starved to death cuz she got no more matches to sell and to support herself.

THE END.

*claps claps* Great story~! *claps somemore*

Wahahha. Ok, im talking rubbish. But i really did saw a Little Match Ger today k.

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The first thing that comes to your mind?

"WHAT THE HELL!"

Yeah man. Look at her legs!!! She is DARN skinny i tell u. Wind blow she definitly FLY. There is absolutely no meat on her body k!!! Think sharon is skinny? This ger only has half of sharon's fats. =X

ok lah, sorry for the bad photo. Cuz was walking n snapping at the same time. Hahah. If she gets fatter, for sure she will be prettier. Face quite nice actually. Anyhow, she went into 7-eleven and i lost her. Damnit.

Reason for losing her? Wahahh. This caught my attention.

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The Hello Kitty is damn big k. Guess most of you have seen it b4 already. Im not a big fan of hello kitty anymore. But...






its... damn BIG. WAhahahahahaha.

2 Comments:

Blogger Zen|th said...

Are those really her legs? They're like smaller than my arms. Haha.

Saturday, April 09, 2005 5:03:00 AM  
Blogger Irene said...

No. Its not call legs. Its call BONES. Wahahaha.

Saturday, April 09, 2005 8:53:00 PM  

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