Dun Ever Ever.

People, please dun ever ever ever ever EVER type like this.

This chunk of text was taken from friendster. And apparently this is a girl. Can anybody tell mi what she's writing???

Basically it says:
=/ I wan to mit (meet) my dream guy. He muz be
1. Taller then mi as in nid (need) to be 178cm and above!!!
2. Bigger in size then mi.
3. Love mi more then i love him~~!!
Easy huh!! Dun want to mit bengster (ah bengs)= hongster (cheehong pple)= [insert ger's name here] hate!! LOL~!~! (i found my xing fu liaox~!~! Envy ba~!~! Although he is not bigger in size then mi but i am sure he love me more then i love him hor~!~! Guys out there dun try to bully mi hor he fit too Muahahha huggie dearie~!~! Muackz~!~!

Ok, tell mi which is easier to read?!?!?! Why must people type like that huh. Isnt it hard for them to even start typing like this? It takes twice the time to R3@D and thrice the time to type!!! Such a turn off. Sheesh.

Yesterday was my Authoring test. As usual, i tink im gonna fail the test (how many people actually pass? -.-) I hope i can pass the whole module. Retaking it is like living thru hell.

"Eh, u not staying for the test?" - eLite

"No. Whats the point?" - Her

"Huh? What u mean whats the point?" - eLite

"Gonna fail anyway what." - Her

GREAT. I almost died. Cuz she is my teammate for IMPJ2. And if i get Weena as my supervisor, im gonna stab myself in the face.

Finally today had my HONEY MALT CRUNCH!! So happy. And i watched BeCool.. which was cool. Cuz John Travolta was cool. Christina Milian was cool. The story was cool.. and funny. Yeah, so lets be cool!

Except Uma Thurman was not so cool. Slut. Dun ask mi why. The only thing cool bout her are the boobs and the legs. She did a chicken dance wif John Travolta in the movie. Slut! Spoil Travolta's image. Wth.