BLING BLING?

I was so bored today that i browsed through Yahoo! Lauch music videos. And im sad to say that out of 10 music videos that i have watched, freaking 9 of them are by black pple.

"What is happening man." I thought.

I realised that many of these singers i dun even know. And they are all sooo FREAKING similiar! Lets juz talk bout the female singers. Can anybody tell mi who are they?

I dun tink you can, except for a few. Let mi reveal~

I tink many of us are familiar wif ashanti and jamelia? Jamelia the "Superstar" gurl. You guy should know lah, not so outdated rite? Haaaa~ Ok ashanti is gorgeous i know i know. And ignore the yellow DUDE beside Jamelia. I dunno why he is there when they dun even intend to show his face, being covered up in shades and all. ok.. maybe u didnt even notice him at all in the first place. hhahaha. -.-

Next, we have...

Can somebody tell mi she doesnt look like ashanti?!?!?! Wad the hell? And she has a typical n boring MTV dat shows gurls fighting and shaking their ass at the same time. *yawnz*

And then i see this 2 pple...

I mean... wad kind of name is NIVEA?!?!? I even make it red for u guys to see! Go Google and try searching NIVEA and tell mi wad u get. LOL. Yeah, skin care lotions. -.- If u tink NIVEA is a lousy name (for a person) look below~!

YEAH! TWEET! nice name babe. As in tweet the tweety bird? LOL. You're not even yellow in the first place! Anyhow.. she is suppose to be under Missy Elliot or something. I wonder who gave her the name.

All of the above are only few of the MTVs that i've watch. Seriously i dun see the difference in them! Same style and everything. I dun even know where Ms body lotion n Ms tweety bird are small time singers or wad. Where the hell they come from? How come i nv heard of them??! Somebody please explain. Also they have stupid songs like "Okay" and "Oh" where they simply juz go "okay" and "oh" all the way! NO meaning! -.- While i was doing some "research" these pple.. SHE popped up.

Yay! Tyra Banks! Our super model! (you thought) NO~! she didnt popped up as a model for some ad. She's now a singer too mind you. YES! After acting as a barbie doll and bar girl in coyote ugly and etc, she became a SINGER too! Wow! fantastic. So now everyone can be a SINGER izzit. Juz dress you up in Bling Bling and short skirts or sexy clothings and if u can create a note or two and better still can dance.. there you go~! New singer born.

Worst to come...

No, you didnt see wrongly. Its the BLACKstreet! Sounds familiar? Remembered the once famous BACKstreet boys? Hahaha. I almost laugh my ass off. Cant they choose a better name?! And now can u see y are they call the BLACKstreet? Its pretty obvious aint it?? Their mtv was hideous, cuz u see shiny black abs flashing here n there... in a dark background. Wahahah.

People, juz go sit in front of ur comp when u have nothing to do, and log on to Yahoo! Launch. You will amazed man. Juz keep clicking forward. U will see countless black singers! Is black the IN thing now? All of the above are juz some examples.. still got alot more.. which im too sian to find their pictures. And i duno why almost ALL of them can dance so well!

"Why they can dance so well? Izzit cuz they too free and too poor last time, so the only thing they do is dance?" -eLite

"Yalor. So now body more flexible." - TianCai

There~ So thats why. Can somebody explain to me now, how come most of the black guys are Botaks? Im really CURIOUS.