Thursday, March 31, 2005

Extortion.

OMG!

Raymond just showed mi a forum, which was discussing about movie tickets prices. And you know what? They're gonna increase the price... yet AGAIN!

According to the article, starting from 1st May, Eng Wah, Shaw and GV organisations are going to raise weekday price by 50 cents and weekend price by 1 buck.

Which means it will cost a freaking $9.50 to watch a movie during WEEKEND!!!! WTF!

Somebody tell mi this isnt extortion.

We should all just watch movies at cathay, cuz they are not going to increase the prices. Or better still, lets watch movies at malaysia! Its darn cheap!

And isnt those spammers like a little fly, which keeps buzzling at ur ear? Irritating huh? Hehehe.

Dun Ever Ever.

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People, please dun ever ever ever ever EVER type like this.


This chunk of text was taken from friendster. And apparently this is a girl. Can anybody tell mi what she's writing???

Basically it says:
=/ I wan to mit (meet) my dream guy. He muz be
1. Taller then mi as in nid (need) to be 178cm and above!!!
2. Bigger in size then mi.
3. Love mi more then i love him~~!!
Easy huh!! Dun want to mit bengster (ah bengs)= hongster (cheehong pple)= [insert ger's name here] hate!! LOL~!~! (i found my xing fu liaox~!~! Envy ba~!~! Although he is not bigger in size then mi but i am sure he love me more then i love him hor~!~! Guys out there dun try to bully mi hor he fit too Muahahha huggie dearie~!~! Muackz~!~!

Ok, tell mi which is easier to read?!?!?! Why must people type like that huh. Isnt it hard for them to even start typing like this? It takes twice the time to R3@D and thrice the time to type!!! Such a turn off. Sheesh.

Yesterday was my Authoring test. As usual, i tink im gonna fail the test (how many people actually pass? -.-) I hope i can pass the whole module. Retaking it is like living thru hell.

"Eh, u not staying for the test?" - eLite

"No. Whats the point?" - Her

"Huh? What u mean whats the point?" - eLite

"Gonna fail anyway what." - Her

GREAT. I almost died. Cuz she is my teammate for IMPJ2. And if i get Weena as my supervisor, im gonna stab myself in the face.

Finally today had my HONEY MALT CRUNCH!! So happy. And i watched BeCool.. which was cool. Cuz John Travolta was cool. Christina Milian was cool. The story was cool.. and funny. Yeah, so lets be cool!

Except Uma Thurman was not so cool. Slut. Dun ask mi why. The only thing cool bout her are the boobs and the legs. She did a chicken dance wif John Travolta in the movie. Slut! Spoil Travolta's image. Wth.

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Er......

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One word,

GORGEOUS.

But but but but but... she's a guy!!!! Omg.

Yes, she is HARISU. The first ever korean entertainer that announced her sex change to the public.

When i look at her, i couldnt believe that she's a guy. I mean, LOOK AT HER BODY!

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Suddenly i have the urge to commit suicide.

How can a man look like that?!?!?! Somebody teach mi how. And she can dance damn well. I almost smashed the tv when i see her shake her booty. LOL.

Haiya, life's unfair. =(

Just like the guy who jumped onto the tracks for one bloody(which in the end did turned out bloody) shoe. See carefully ok! Its ONE shoe, not TWO!

"Please stand behind the yellow line.... yadda yadda." They always play this when the train is approaching.

In the mean time,
"Opps! My shoe! When did it get down there?! Im gonna get my preciousssssss back." Man jumps down.

Then,
BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

Omg, wrong move buddy! -.- ok, i wasnt there when the accident happened, just made this shit up. No offence k. Just angry that he lost his life like dat.

I still dun understand how he can even get hit by the train! Isnt it common sense that, when u see a train coming u dun ever jump down for ur damn shoe?!?! What was his bird brain thinking man?!?! Pitygerish, pity with anger. -.-

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Anyhow, i made myself a wallpaper.

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Everybody say ugly. So ugly i shall be. Hmph. And i have sucky hair. Damnit.

Friday, March 25, 2005

Not-So-Good Friday.

Yeah, today is Good Friday, which means public holiday. But I dun feel any difference. Instead its worst than normal weekdays. Zzzzz.

I was sooooo DAMN ALONE today! Dad and Mum went to M'sia, Bro went for soccer. Left me, alone at HOME. So sian. Dun ask mi why i didnt went M'sia with my parents... simply because i dun wanna go M'sia with a bunch of aunties and their husbands at freaking 6 oclock in the morning. -.- Suddenly I have a feeling they're crazy.

Anyhow, I nearly bring the house down with my winamp. Wahahaha. Got nothing to do today, so i did a facial and watch CATWOMAN movie.. for the 2nd time. Yeah i know, mi bo liao can. But Halle Barry so sexy! Droolz.

I saw my Honey Malt Crunch ice cream at causeway's Gelare!!!! Damnit! Been looking so hard for it! But it always appear at the wrong time!!! Grrrr.

Overall it was a BORING friday. And why is "Good Friday" a GOOD friday?!?! Ok, im talking rubbish.

Oh, i came across my friend's photo on friendster. It was her with classmates. Here,


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My fren's CUTE rite?? Hohohoh. For your infomation, my fren is the GER ok.

And you know what, I felt so BLESSED! Wanna know why? See this,


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Still dun? The answer is.. LOOK at my FRIENDS. They are so much more better looking. WAhahahahahha! I mean, really! Look at the 4th guy from the left on my fren's photo, its not like i wanna pick a fight.. but... but... LOOK at the HAIR man. Aiyo. I canot stand it, I have to say!

Call this number 6784 2242 and get some help! Its the Beijing 101 Hair Consultants' number.

LOL. Oh my god.. im such a bitch. I know. I hope he dun see this and commit suicide. Heheheh. Forgive me, im so evil.

By the way, the Botanical Garden pic was taken long time ago, during the IMPJ1. Those were the times man, so fun! And i tink there are people who wanna kill mi for posting this pic, especially Velen. Heee. Dun mind him, cause that time a Chio Bu just walked passed, and he's trying to get Wiliam to see. Stupid cheehong guys. Wahahahah. No, im lying, this didnt happened.

Maybe this isnt the best photo to prove my frenz are better looking, but i only have this other than the Sentosa wan. So.. yalor.

People, WE should TAKE MORE PICS TOGETHER! =(

Also, i wanna make myself clear, I know a person canot choose how the way he/she wants to look like. So dun get insulted k. Hehehe. Just something i felt like saying at the spur of moment.

And tomolo is dance class!! WEeEeEeeee~~~~

Peace!

PS: This the a synopsis of what we are trying to do in the photo,

Velen trying to get Wiliam to look at the chio bu that just walked past.

Wiliam trying to show off how long his hand is, unfortunately it only makes him look awkward.

Rene trying to pop the lemon into his eyes, but making his face look oh so cramp. *LOL* =X

Zj is so evil, trying to squeeze lemon juice onto Wati! Saying, "Hey its GOOD for ur face! Dun move!"

Wati trying hard to siam the lemon juice, and at the same time trying to screw the lemon into Rene's head. If she ever did suceed, we should all be calling Rene "Lemon Head" by now.

Lastly, me, cindy and edwin look cool in this crazy picture.

Wahahahahah.

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Wtf.

Wah Lao.

What the hell exactly is happening in the blogging community?!? How come now blogging seems to be such a dangerous thing to do? If people cant say what they really feel.. then wads the purpose of blogging? Fans of ger A "flames" B, Fans of B "flames" back. What the different between this and gang fight. -.- Same concept wad. All this shit is SOOOO freaking tiring man.

First it was posers here and there. Now is Flamers (the so call "internet language") everywhere. Once people "stumble" upon something or someone they dun like, the will criticise every inch of you.

You look ugly, your dressing is wrong, you hair colour is horrible, you canot scold people, ugly colourful fonts, you never think before you talk and the best thing is they even expect you to speak/type flawless english. Even short forms are not allowed, simply because its low-class and its not perfect english to them. Since when these rules became applicable for blogs?

However, usually when they say these kind of things, its was them who doesnt tink before they talk. In real life, how many people actually speaks like that man. Even the most "perfect" person in the world makes mistakes ok. Also, we wouldnt know how many times they have spell checked the whole paragraph to make sure there's no grammar mistakes, and how many times they have checked upon "dictionary.com" for the perfect "chim-enough" word. It says alot about them already when they come up wif terms like "flame". Its suppose to be something like Defame i tink.

Its pathetic man. So what if im ugly, so what i dun have a great fashion sense? Does it even matters? You're suppose to be YOU! Not some made up character in this internet world. Eventhough some people choose to be. As long as my frenz enjoy reading my blog im contented. If you like it you stay, if you dun you go. Isnt it simple enough?

This is my blog, i say what i wanna say. If i didnt do anything illegal than whats the big deal? There are even ridiculous statements being make, like going to the police or something, all because of this "flaming" shit. You expect the police to make a report base on a string of nicknames and I.P addresses? Omg.

Youngsters nowadays, its almost impossible to talk SENSE into them. Talk to them properly and they're already in a "fighting stance", thinking what you have juz said are bullshit. They cant take it when they're being scold, insulted or criticised. So they take revenge. Yeah.. i know, revenge is always sweet aint it? But dun tell mi they have nv ever scold other people behind their backs before! If there's someone like that, he/she ought to be shot! Cuz its impossible to have such a person!

And the way they "flame" people are so boring. Its always the same old things,

childish. fugly. lousy content. poor english. act cute. childish. fugly. lousy english. ugly. shallow. childish AGAIN... and again and again.....

Yawnz.

You know its so weird when people sees other people scolding this particular person, they joined in too? Just to "go with the flow"~~ When they say your blog is lacking of content, what makes them think theirs is so exciting and so full-of-content. The way they go ard spamming at other people really proves their maturity level. Because at the end of the day, you dunno mi and i dun even know you! Whats the purpose?!? Geez.

Something is seriously wrong with them! Somebody please shake these people vigorously and wake them up!

Monday, March 21, 2005

WHY uh?!

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I have 2 questions to ask!!!

How come those foreign workers never wear specs wan! *wonders* So far i have nv seen one "bangla" that wear glasses!! How come?!?

Today we were walking pass some "banglas" at bras basah area. Den i start to thinking to myself,

"How come I never see them wear glasses before? Too poor to buy?"

Wiliam said cuz they are very poor, so they start working since young. Therefore not like us, so gd life, everyday tv and computer. This is sooo true man! Thats why they have gd eyesight!

Also, have u guys noticed that they have very white and nice teeth also!??!?! Thats cuz they dun have extra money to buy those rubbish junk food like us! Wad chocolate lah, potato chips lah! They dun even drink water that is toooooo cold! Not like me... no cold water = let mi die. Lol.

So weird huh, we pple so gd life, eat what we want, buy what we want. But we're unhealthy and everything. These foreign workers so poor, everyday work work work. And they have better teeth and eyesight! Errrrr.. ironic. Gd life pple die faster! Hahaha. Unless they met with some construction site accidents *choy*, i suppose they live longer???? I dunno man.

Actually they very poor thing sia.. Low pay, no gd place to sleep, miss home, no wife, no kids, dunno when can retire, too poor and they have to suffer the "dirty" look that some of us gave. Many pple has misconceptions that "banglas" are all cheekopeh, maybe they are maybe they are not.. but definately not all mah! I hope... hahaha.

Anyway.. juz some useless and bo liao thoughts..Image hosted by Photobucket.com And this is soooo CUTE! =D

Friday, March 18, 2005

Growing Up~!

Aiyo! I tink pple are starting to get the wrong impression~~ Im not complaining wad~ and neither am i RACIST! Omg. Im just saying what i wanna say, and provide something for you guys to read! Rather than everytime u all come to my blog and see the same old thing rite? =D

Anyway, i was once again bored and i happen to see Lil Romeo's mtv. My oh my! He surely has grown up quite a bit.. a BIG bit actually! Haahah.. so surprised. I pretty liked him when i was watching "Honey" bout a year back.


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See! He's all grown up~ wif a moustache! And he sound like a man now! Which is a little weird for mi.... cuz.. he used to look like this...

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Beside him is Jessica Alba, the lead actress in "Honey". Last time he look so CUTE!! I wanna pinch his face. Lol~ He's simply adorable with a kiddy voice.. but now.. he's croaking! omg. hahahah.

And today mi n wiliam personally encounter "cab snatching" incident! (if u remembered i mention about Xx's blog) Luckily this didnt happen to us. Hahaha. This was wad happend:

We were waiting for cab at the Suntec cab stand. The queue was pretty long, but still we waited. There was this Angmoh lady infront of us, very.. er.. kinda fit and stout wan. When it was her turn to get a cab, there wasnt any, and many of the other cabs were on call or changing shift. I tink she dun understand the cab policy in Spore, she was damn pissed that she cant get a cab. So she tried to get into an on call cab by FORCE! She got into the cab and the original passenger opened the door to try to reason wif her. But she SLAM close the door! The open n close motion went on for bout 5 times. -.- The cab driver told her he cant drive her. She got out and SLAM the door shut.. AGAIN!!! How RUDE! The driver got out and they started quarreling. Wth. The angmoh so FIERCE! I almost thought they're gonna fight. Haiyo. Exciting. Wahahaha.

Oh, you know guys, something is really pissing mi off. Well, sort of.

"Shit, im 1 sec too slow to get gold for my napfa test." - Her

Can somebody please go tell her something like,

"Shit, im 1 sec too fast to get Silver!"

I didnt go for Napfa test so cant do it, anyway im not gd wif sports also. So please somebody do dat for mi! Grrrr. -.- Humble, pple! Please be humble! Or else you gonna piss somebody off too.

Cheers.

SIA Girls.

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Im sure many of you guys have friends or heard people saying things like:

"Oh, how i wish i can be a SIA girl!"
or
"My ambition is to be a SIA girl."

But.. i juz dun freaking understand why these girls wanna be a SIA girl? Is it because of the perfectly manicured nails? Or is it cuz of the multi-coloured uniform which simply looks like a grandmother's rag? And people can tell mi that their uniform is PRETTY!

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Somebody tell mi which part of this uniform looks pretty? I bet they desperately wanna look like a peacock. -.-

I've met someone who yearns to be a SIA girl. Whose father is actually KIND and GULLIBLE and RICH enuff to start an Internet Business for her, thinking that they will become super duper rich with this business, and they will be incredibly sucessful. I mean, im not saying its not possible, but its not as simple as it seems man! So dun make it sound so simple can? Anyhow, this is wad i encounter.

"What you wanna do when you graduate from poly?" - eLite
"Im gonna be an SIA girl!" - Bimbo
"Oh i see. So how are you going to get in? I tot they need those taller girls?" - eLite
"Yeah! I have a SIA fren, she will help mi pull strings!" (looking extremely gleeful n proud) - Bimbo

Seriously man.. except for the travelling ard part, i dun see why gers are inspired to work for SIA. They actually enjoy putting on 1cm thick of make up for at least 13 hrs izzit? And smiling forever "oh-so-sweetly" even at those stupid chee hong uncle passengers? Oh man. How can anybody possibly enjoy this? Not forgetting you cant have proper sleep during the whole flight. And i tink you will be too exhausted to travel ard when you landed. I tink.

How come i have a feeling only bimbos like to be a SIA girl(somebody tell mi this isnt true)? They muz be having some kind of delusion, that being a SIA girl makes them special and extremely popular. Which they might actually. Geez.

Oh.. but its ok! They get old faster too(due to little sleep and under the stress of rich chee ko uncles on the plane). Hahaha. And they will have to powder even more make up on their already overly maked up face, making them to crack like the earthquake deep in the Indian Sea, which in the end caused the horrible tsunamis! Ok.. wad rubbish.

Anyway.. Air-stewardess is juz yet another waitress, the only difference is they SERVE in the air.

"Im a Air-Stewardess"
"Im a DESIGNER."
Im sure i still like the latter. =D

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

BLING BLING?

I was so bored today that i browsed through Yahoo! Lauch music videos. And im sad to say that out of 10 music videos that i have watched, freaking 9 of them are by black pple.

"What is happening man." I thought.

I realised that many of these singers i dun even know. And they are all sooo FREAKING similiar! Lets juz talk bout the female singers. Can anybody tell mi who are they?


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I dun tink you can, except for a few. Let mi reveal~


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I tink many of us are familiar wif ashanti and jamelia? Jamelia the "Superstar" gurl. You guy should know lah, not so outdated rite? Haaaa~ Ok ashanti is gorgeous i know i know. And ignore the yellow DUDE beside Jamelia. I dunno why he is there when they dun even intend to show his face, being covered up in shades and all. ok.. maybe u didnt even notice him at all in the first place. hhahaha. -.-

Next, we have...

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Can somebody tell mi she doesnt look like ashanti?!?!?! Wad the hell? And she has a typical n boring MTV dat shows gurls fighting and shaking their ass at the same time. *yawnz*

And then i see this 2 pple...

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I mean... wad kind of name is NIVEA?!?!? I even make it red for u guys to see! Go Google and try searching NIVEA and tell mi wad u get. LOL. Yeah, skin care lotions. -.- If u tink NIVEA is a lousy name (for a person) look below~!


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YEAH! TWEET! nice name babe. As in tweet the tweety bird? LOL. You're not even yellow in the first place! Anyhow.. she is suppose to be under Missy Elliot or something. I wonder who gave her the name.

All of the above are only few of the MTVs that i've watch. Seriously i dun see the difference in them! Same style and everything. I dun even know where Ms body lotion n Ms tweety bird are small time singers or wad. Where the hell they come from? How come i nv heard of them??! Somebody please explain. Also they have stupid songs like "Okay" and "Oh" where they simply juz go "okay" and "oh" all the way! NO meaning! -.- While i was doing some "research" these pple.. SHE popped up.

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Yay! Tyra Banks! Our super model! (you thought) NO~! she didnt popped up as a model for some ad. She's now a singer too mind you. YES! After acting as a barbie doll and bar girl in coyote ugly and etc, she became a SINGER too! Wow! fantastic. So now everyone can be a SINGER izzit. Juz dress you up in Bling Bling and short skirts or sexy clothings and if u can create a note or two and better still can dance.. there you go~! New singer born.

Worst to come...

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No, you didnt see wrongly. Its the BLACKstreet! Sounds familiar? Remembered the once famous BACKstreet boys? Hahaha. I almost laugh my ass off. Cant they choose a better name?! And now can u see y are they call the BLACKstreet? Its pretty obvious aint it?? Their mtv was hideous, cuz u see shiny black abs flashing here n there... in a dark background. Wahahah.

People, juz go sit in front of ur comp when u have nothing to do, and log on to Yahoo! Launch. You will amazed man. Juz keep clicking forward. U will see countless black singers! Is black the IN thing now? All of the above are juz some examples.. still got alot more.. which im too sian to find their pictures. And i duno why almost ALL of them can dance so well!

"Why they can dance so well? Izzit cuz they too free and too poor last time, so the only thing they do is dance?" -eLite

"Yalor. So now body more flexible." - TianCai

There~ So thats why. Can somebody explain to me now, how come most of the black guys are Botaks? Im really CURIOUS.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Even More Complains! (from other pple)

I have spent my past half an hour reading Xiaxue's blog. And she was talking bout how some kids snatched her cab. -.-

I mean.. seriously man... this ger.. its either u love her or u hate her. many pple thinks that she fat, overly make up, self centered and yadda yadda. But i really enjoyed her entries man! Dun u guys see the humour in them?! They're entertaining ok! And her english is definately A1!

Anyhow, i really admired her.. for her guts to speak up and to even stand in front of the taxi! Wow! And i actually visited the kid's forum.. some ohgenki forum. And the way the pple talk in there... it juz piss mi off also. This stupid ger who snatched her cab.. she's juz simply way tooo childish and sturborn and act cute and not forgetting she is super ah lian. So.. GUYS! dun tink dat a ger looks cute and everything means she has a cute character ok! Thats a HUGE mistake!

I also dun tink xiaxue is fat leh! To mi she is quite pretty wad! And.. wads wrong wif make up uh. Its juz beautifying herself mah~ its juz the same when ger buy many clothes and cutting their hair every now and den wad! (this is specially dedicated to wiliam. so stop asking mi why i always buy clothes! Which i NEVER ok.) And she got endorsement ok! Eventhough its not from some big shot company.. but.. its stilll endorsement! So i tink pple should stop critisizing her~ cuz u guys cant even get any!

Blog reading is fun. Especially those pple who can write really well. Another one is germaine's blog~! Dunno if i should write it here.. but anyway.. i really enjoyed her entries man, eventhough i dun know her. LOL.

Oh! U guys should visit THIS too. Its interesting!! Warning : M18 heheh.

The blogging community is getting more interesting....

Friday, March 11, 2005

More Complains~!

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You know pple. The more i tink about it the more i cant stand those fukers.

And im referring to those pple out there, who copy other pple's work without permission. Or even using other pple's photos.

I mean.. copying pple's work or even ideas or concepts is a SIN ok. Its pple's brain leh. Not yours. And im not afraid to voice this out lor. I dun understand why there are so many weird pple out there man. I guess some pple are juz PLAIN LAZY to even use their brain to tink. They juz take what ever seems to be available to them. Be it a taken or used concept/idea. AND MAYBE EVEN STYLE.

These WEIRDOs out there, they cant open their mouth to ask permission?!?! or even to consult the owner of these concepts or ideas? I mean.. wad the HELL are you tinking man. The worst thing is.. people take u as a FREN. AND this is how you REPAY them!??!!? I dun fukin understand. Even if u really have no idea, nv heard of the word MODIFY izzit?? my gawd.

And stop talking bad behind pple's back for goodness sake. Im so ANGRY! Is there something dat u muz say bout everybody else? Juz keep ur mouth shut ok or keep ur disgusting thoughts to urself. These kind of pple are SIMPLY HYPOCRITES and FAKERS. *HATES*

Sick and tired of these pple man. Dun even understand why they exist. *Roll eyes*

And i tink im getting depression!! How come im always angry with one thing or another!?!?? sighz.

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

oh oh oh~!!!

OHhhhh~! so long no blog!!! Getting more lazy to blog already. Actaully also no time.. thanx to DANNY KOH! So tired!! And i haven even finish the damn application!!! My gawd. Luckily can hand in by friday. zzZZzzz.

How come those kids on the bus canot SHUDDUP wan huh. keep talking talking and talking!!! Talk nvm.. talk so LOUD some more! Scared pple canot hear wad u saying izzit?!!? IRRITATING. Juz shhhuuuuudddduuppppp can?!?!?!!?

This week is a pek chek week for mi! Reformat my comp at the WORST time ever. Now everything is not on my comp... wanna take reference from my stuffs also canot!!! WTH! Until now haven move all my things over! Sheeeesssh~~~ Angry.

And i know i FAT! I fat can!! I shall throw away all my tank tops. So dat i dun have to disgust u guy's eyes when i walk... cuz all my FATS WILL BE BOUNCING!! Grrr.. DIET DIET!!!!!

I sleeep soooooo much.. and im still tired.. y?? y????? WHY?? When im tired den im angry!!! Like now! Super duper angry. why? Cuz im TIRED!!! godamnit. Still gotta script later.. SIAN! And i got toothache~ so many days already!! No time for dentist even.. ARGH.

The only thing that makes mi happy is the class on saturday. YES!! cant wait. And now im going to SLEEP~! *boom*