WHAT?!!??!

Yeah, this is what i feel like screaming now.

WHAT!?!!?!?!!?!!?!

Basically i just got the shock of my life! Nvm, shall not disclose for the time being. But, i still couldnt accept it. OMG. Somebody just slap me and tell me i am dreaming and blabbering rubbish.

Anyhow, congratulations people! For completing your portfolio assesment! Hope everything went well. =) The fusion website is up! Click here.

Im so happy! Im not going to work tomolo. However, need to work until 7pm from next monday till thursday, so that i can make up for the time i didnt go on sat. Yawnz. These few days wasnt so dreadful anymore, cuz i found new friends! Friends whom i can clique with. And the norwegians in my office are so damn funny. Really enjoyed eating lunch with them, not to mention that the guys are pretty HOT!

You know sometimes, people are so weird. They dun seem to get the idea that you dun really like that particular person, and they keep talking to u and sticking to you? Ok, what am i talking about. Im simply saying they just dun get the point that you dun like them LAH! Haiyo. And i hate those pple who talk so straight forwadly, its so damn irritating and sounds so damn hao lian and it makes me feel so intimidated. So please, its better you shut up and dun bug mi k? I mean, i know sometimes i speak really frankly too, but but but~ at least u pple can tell im joking rite. But for my case, i cant see the difference! Gawd. Irritating.

Wah lao, these few days im always talking about IAP IAP IAP IAP IAP. *slaps self* shut up already! Lets talk about SCHOOL!

Aye, i miss school man and I miss you guys the most! So fast, everybody graduating already. 3 years just fly pass like that. sad. Next time must come back visit me in our beloved fy room k!

I guess the biggest regret i have in DMD is to fail the dumbass authoring. Which in turn causes me to stay back another semester. Which means that spent more $$$ on school fees. Which means that i cant graduate with you all. Which ultimately means that IT SUX. Burn in hell u stupid lingo scripting. And now i cant share with my bestest frenz the feeling of graduating together! Godamnit.

I will have to graduate alone.

I will have no fusion.

I have no gd frenz to share my happiness of graduationg with!

TMD!

I shall go drown my fish now. Angry.

Got the joke? If you dun, go bang the wall to wake up ur common sense. Muaahaha.

I hate the world. I wanna complain. So just LISTEN!

Looks familiar?

Yeah man! You're right! copycat website!!! Its so obvious that they copy from the FROSCH STUDIO! damn. And its rated 4/5(this is not a fraction, stupid) on the newwebpick.com. WTF? Lousy.

I mean, taking reference and copying is 2 different things ok! Grrrr.

Today my colleagues ask me to go Devil's Bar tomolo nite. I tell him straight in his face "im not a clubber, i dun chiong." Wahaahha. Anyway, its the 2nd day of my attachment and u ask mi go clubbing wif all of you?!?! You tink i will go meh. -.- MOREOVER! Its my FIRST TIME(clubbing)! I dun wanna give my "first time" to these bunch of pple. Wahahahaha. Ok, lame.

I left early today, applied for half day off. And what pisses mi off sooooooo much is that i have to have my pay deducted just cuz i need to come back sch for the freaking NAPFA test!!!! Its just 2nd day and my pay is gonna get deducted. OMG.

And i just got to know today, i have to come back on SATURDAY! Its a FREAKING SATURDAY damnit. How am i suppose to go for my dance class you tell mi?!!? My class starts at 1pm! And i have to work from 9am to 1pm!?!? Teach mi how to fly from Buona Vista to Khatib within 1 minute. Or does anybody owns a jet plane here? Sheeesssssh. The only option i am left with, is to leave early on Saturday and do OT on weekdays!!!! So that i can cover up the time. WTF.

Oh, one guy gave mi a marvelous suggestion.

"Why dun you work OT for 4hrs on weekdays. Then you dun have to come on saturday lor~"

Yeah, GREAT. Thankyou hor. He doesnt realise working till 6pm is late enuff. -.- And not forgetting the faggot bus 91!!!!!!!! TMD. Cant they have a better service? Only got this one and only bus moving izzit. I waited soooo long this morning. From no pple at the bus stop to a CROWD. And den i cant get onto the BUS. damn you SBS. lousy! Go hire more drivers and make more buses can. I dun mind if u can use a CAB to come and fetch mi. GRrrr.

Anyhow, NAPFA was.. STUPID. Me and Wati were the last 2 person to be there. Wahahha. Luckily we've got a nice instructor. We passed the 5 stations with flying colours. No, i mean flying bird shits. LOL. Then came the 2.4 km run. We half run half walk for 4 rounds. And we tell the instructor:

"Just fail us can? We wanna go home already!"

Whahahahahah~!

I surprised myself totally today. I drank sooo MUCH water! GAWD. Lets see, drinks from vending machine at the office pantry area, water from my waterbottle, water cooler in sch, wiliam bought mi orange juice from north canteen, one regular coke from mac, and 1 big glass of lemonade at home!!!! Im gonna look so swollen tomolo. ugly. =(

Am i super dehydrated or wad? Siao. Im so full now cuz i drink so much water. *pukes* Ok, im super tired now. My legs gonna break. Gonna KOOONZ~ *poof*

asknlearn.com

ROAR!!

I simply hate IAP. Its soooo BORING! Let mi tell u 10 gd reasons why:

1. Travelling sux. So damn far. I have to travel 1.5hrs.
2. I dun get to sit with the other interns. BORING.
3. Computers are lousy. They CRAWL LIKE A TURTLE.
4. Internet is super duper LAGGY.
5. Mouse is lousy. No scroll wheel! And i hate mouse with no scroll wheels.
6. No ILLUSTRATOR!!! Can you believe it????
7. My supervisor gimme ATTITUDE. Wtf? I just ask for ILLUSTRATOR?!?!
8. My office are mostly programmers. Boring.
9. Lady boss is sibei kao peh.
10. I hate the morning and evening crowds!!!

See!!?!?!? IAP sux. And my supervisor, you know wad she say when i ask for illustrator?

"You use illustrator ah? Our company dun have. Too bad lor."

WTF. Den dun tell me that i can request programes to use. And how can a multimedia company dun have illustrator?!?!? damnit. Some more i canot install msn, icq or wads not. TMD! SIBEI SIAN. I ought to kill myself.

Luckily most of the pple who work there or on attachment are YOUNG pple. And they are FUN pple. Im thankful and kinda for that.

BUT! i still hate the world. GRrrrr.

Oh yeah Oh yeah.

Finally! IMPJ is over~~ it was kinda like hell to mi for the past 3 weeks. Although our application wasnt that impressive, but im just glad that everything's over. And its a good thing that the assessors gave constructive remarks.

Yup yup, quite happy.

However! On this note, im going for IAP on monday!!!! Its like 2 more days. DAMN. Feeling so dreadful when i tink of IAP. Im praying hard, I really am!!! And they are introducing this new system, whereby you can propose for your topic and team, for the coming FYPJ(this only applies to the IAP pple). Its damn confusing lor. How are we suppose to form group and come up with a proposal within 3 weeks during IAP where everybody is separated and where pple like me doesnt know anybody else in the year 2s. ok, long sentence. "Coordinate among yourselves." is wad choong said. Yeah rite, my ass.

Anyhow, today's dance class was a complete FLOP i tell u. Im so pissed with the stand-in instructor. HE IS A TOTAL CRAP. Wasted our time talking shit and PERFECTING our moves. HELLO? ARE YOU CRAZY OR WAD?!? We are still amateur lor. So i guess im gonna waste 2 lesson's money. And the other thing that drove mi crazy, was the new price for the class. Its freaking 80 BUCKS can?! KAOZ. FYI, currently im paying only 40+ bucks. Its almost double the price! godamnit. I need to save more money!

"It just makes mi feel that you are just an usless bum lor!" said the gf.

YES! I overheard this couple quarreling at PS today. I was like "whoa!". I know lah huh, im fierce also.. but.. saying ur bf is a USELESS BUM is kinda unacceptable. Just like when my BF used to scold mi STUPID. TMD.

It suddenly reminds mi of wad Anton had said to me once. "Singaporean women are too demanding." Somehow i agree man. But then again, guys, if you really want this ger, then you should work hard for it mah! Dun tink just because u're not within her expectations den give up wad. And in the end you will spend the rest of your life whining bout how women are materialistic or having a too high expectations on guys! I still believe in sincerity~ If you work hard for it, den you will treasure it (her, in this case).

Oh, a new phrase i learnt today.

IM FAT. YOU'RE UGLY. BUT I CAN DIET.

Got it? Wahahahah.

My IAP.

OMG. Im going for attachment next monday. Thats like 6 days down the road!! GOD. Canot even have a break izzit?!? After IMPJ muz go IAP already. WTH.

And what piss mi off even more is the location of the company!!!

WHAT?!?!!? Do you guys know where the HELL is that??? UH UH UH. Its in the middle of Commonwealth, Buona Vista and Queensway.

WTH! (this is not big enuff. lousy blogger.)

FYI, the mrt station is only available within 2km!!!!! Its practically in the middle of nowhere. And its an industrial estate!! Cant they gimme something better??? Geez.

And the comapny is call AskNLearn.com Ptd Ltd. Who went there for IAP?!?!? WHO??? Dun tell mi nobody! And look at the company's name, i lose faith already. =(

KAOZ.

Guess i really have to ASK n LEARN my way there. Wish mi luck.

Elvin Ng & Julian Hee

Woooo~~ Did you guys watched the 9pm Drama on channel 8? Anyway it ended already lah. So for those who didnt catch it.. too bad! Cause there's this cutie hunk inside!!! *droolz*

See! He's cute right~~ Previously from channel 8's school belle and beau. Currently Elvin Ng is studying in NUS. Ah~ i shall ask my fren if she has seen him b4. Hohohoh. Anyway, he might seem like a beng (and he plays an ah beng role in the show) but he actually got lotsa brains! Er...what the hell is lotsa brains!?!? Aiyah, simply saying he is darn clever lah. (Catholic High ==> National Junior College ==> NUS)

I know lah, those pple who watched the show will say things like,
"He yandao meh? Teeth so crooked."
"Canot speak properly."
And.. yaddda yadda.

Anyhow, he's a model leh~! And he's wearing braces now. That explains y he couldnt speak properly and also means that 3 or 4 years down the road he will have pretty teeth~! Woooo~~

On the other hand, i bet alot of you knows who is Julian Hee rite. He's also in the show.

But i HATE him to the core i tell you. And i seriously think he canot act.

He maybe handsome n all.. but... ELvin Ng is better rite rite rite?? LOL. Watching Julian Hee act is such a chore. Think he acted in heartlanders also right? So glad i didnt watch it. Wahahaha. Oh, and is Julian Hee abit cock-eyed? I keep having that feeling. Hehee.

So, the bottom line is.. ELvin Ng ROCKS~~~ Wooootz~

"If a guy isn’t a rascal, girls won’t fawn over him"

How true.

Chickens Anyone?

Any chicken lovers out there? Adopt your own chicken here today!

Eventhough the webby is a little queer, but there's a reason behind it. People dun just spent some money to register a domain name for stupid stuffs. Except for some spoilt brats who are filthy rich and some dumbass sch who requires their students to buy their own domain for the diploma show.

Aye~ just go visit it lah.

Look, no complains today. Wahahaha.

Stupidity kills the IDIOT.

I HAD ENUFF of the stupid KIDS i tell you!!!

Whats their problem?? Pushing each other out into the traffic?!?! Sick and tired of their lives or wad. Brainless assholes. Thats how people got killed, all because of their stupidity.

And please, cant u kids keep urself clean!?! Everytime i board the evening bus i have to smell ur pungent perfume izzit? how wonderful. Sheesh. If u wanna play sports can u at least make sure u change b4 u go home? Ur parents never teach you to keep clean or wad. The whole freaking bus is filled with ur nauseating and utterly disgusting sweat smell.

Stupid kids. Just yesterday i saw pickles flying in the air!! And it almost hit mi! WTF. Ok, im not sure if its pickles, but its green n its disgusting, so pickles it shall be. Anyway, at first i tot it was bird shit.

"Why the bird so powerful can shit slanted wan. Shit until sheltered places??" I thought.

Den i heard some kids screaming away. There, i found the brainless culprits. And they didnt even bothered to say "Sorry". One word so hard to say meh? Or u dunno how to spell? Ur brain is too tiny to even squeeze in these 4 letters?? its S-O-R-R-Y. Dumbasses.

Finally, for goodness sake, please stop ur chattering on the bus can? And stop talking like an idiot. I just feel like slapping every single one of you. Canot shut up izzit? Want mi to staple ur tiny little mouths together and let us have some PEACE? Oh, new word. Its call PEACE. P-E-A-C-E. Understand? You little brats.

Dun understand? Go flip ur oxford dictionaries.





Oh, can somebody tell mi why should i have kids? ZzZ.

Prince and his Mistress.

Finally, after years of adultery, Prince Charles and Camilla got married yesterday. He even got down onto one knee to propose!

The first thing i thought was, "Uh....?"

Why is he marrying this ugly old woman? Worst still, she's his Mistress! Anyway, Charles isnt any good looking. -.- And they are both OLD.

It was said that Camilla will take the title Duchess of Cornwell and changing to Princess Consort when Charles becomes King. She will not be taking the title of Queen. Pui~ My ass. I believe she will eventually become Queen. Whether the pple like it or not.

And also the news said that they got married because they do not want to continue with the adultery, which was considered a SIN. So, getting married is the best way out.

Queen Elizabeth didnt attend the civil ceremony. Wahahahah. Guess she must be hopping mad in the Palace. Ok, maybe she's way too old to even hop. LOL. Anyhow, the people were all happy to see them get married. Duh. They used to be so hostile towards her and now they're welcoming her with open arms and wide smiles?!?! People change uh.

Think the most "bo hua" person is Princess Diana.

My husband is having an affair with this ugly woman. Im upset. I went to Paris. I got into a car accident. I died in 1997. And now my husband is marrying his mistress.

WTH. Maybe the facts wasnt like this. Just some crap k.

Anyway, Charles is so old already, still call himself Prince?!!? Why cant they come up with a more appropriate name? Which can reflect nicely with the age?

"Hi, Im Prince ____. Im celebrating my 54th birthday this coming Saturday. Please come to my party. Oh, you MUST come! Cause im the 54 years old Prince. Remember?"

Duh........? Dun sound weird meh? They call themselves Prince and Princess not paiseh wan ah. LOL. Maybe they can use Senior-Prince or Senior-Princess. Senior as in the Senior citizens you know? Heheh.

And I want Swarovisk Diamonds on my headdress too!
(its a very simple wish already, compared to Camilla's wedding gowns. hohoho.)

The Little Match Girl.

Yeah~ Dats right. Today im gonna tell you all about a story.

Its call "The Little Match Girl".



Look, isnt she sweet and everything?

But!! Looks can be deceiving! You guys thought you knew the story?? Muahahaha. You are so WRONG! Let mi tell u why~

Basically Little Match Ger is a poor girl who was being forced to sell matches in the cold by her 2 ugly evil step sisters. Yeah, sound familiar? Her mother died when she was young and her old senile father tries to sell her to a ugly looking beast. So, its either she sell matches in the cold or be a sex slave to the fugly beast. Apparantly, being the clever ger she had always been, she choose the first way out.

And here she is selling matches in the cold. When she walked pass the "Living Dead Dolls" shop, she thought the eerie dolls were way cool! So she took a lit match and poses for the picture! But it turns out all wrong. Looking at the unsuccessful pic, she got pek chek and wonder why does she lead such a pityful life. Thus, she went home n kill everyone in her family. Then burn the house up, using all the matches she had.

In the end, she starved to death cuz she got no more matches to sell and to support herself.

THE END.

*claps claps* Great story~! *claps somemore*

Wahahha. Ok, im talking rubbish. But i really did saw a Little Match Ger today k.



The first thing that comes to your mind?

"WHAT THE HELL!"

Yeah man. Look at her legs!!! She is DARN skinny i tell u. Wind blow she definitly FLY. There is absolutely no meat on her body k!!! Think sharon is skinny? This ger only has half of sharon's fats. =X

ok lah, sorry for the bad photo. Cuz was walking n snapping at the same time. Hahah. If she gets fatter, for sure she will be prettier. Face quite nice actually. Anyhow, she went into 7-eleven and i lost her. Damnit.

Reason for losing her? Wahahh. This caught my attention.



The Hello Kitty is damn big k. Guess most of you have seen it b4 already. Im not a big fan of hello kitty anymore. But...






its... damn BIG. WAhahahahahaha.

Breath eLite, Breath.

NO!!!

Cant breath!! Cant calm down!!!

Ok, maybe im over reacting. Its only the 2nd day of IMPJ.... things will turn out fine man...... (me thinking to myself)

YEAH RITE!

I dun think its going to be fine. Im stressing myself out. Tomolo need to let quah see 2 concepts already!! Need to finalise FAST! But.. ... We haven come up with anything yet!!! Omg. And other groups are already working on storyboard. WTF. Im really gonna stab myself. =(

Anybody wanna contribute IDEAS?!? Concepts?!?!

Hello? Yooohooo~~?

....
...

Guess not huh. Since everybody's working on portfolio. Worst then mi actually. =((((

.....
....

Is anybody actually reading this?? LOL.

The whole world's busy.

SIAN.

And yes Rene, im going to mention it.





To the STUPID and IDIOTIC guitar strummer at FJ yesterday,

If u happen to read this. GO TO HELL and strum ur faggot guitar there! Damnit. You are NOT born to be a musician! So give it up ALREADY!

Even if u wanna play, play something with MUSIC can???!? Dun make stupid NOISE by strumming MONOTONOUSLY. Please got Dictionary.com and look up the difference. Not to mention you dress like a MEXICAN and plays like an IDIOT. I know Mexicans are suppose to be seen holding a guitar, its ok you dunno how to play k. Just pretend! We will understand.

So stop irritating others who are trying to eat in PEACE!

Let mi repeat, IN PEACE!

You got it?


Ok ok.. breath breath.....

Bitchology~!

Wooooo. Look at this.

BITCHOLOGY

when i stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch.
when i stand up for those i love, they call me a bitch.
when i speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch.

being a bitch means i won't compromise what's in my heart. it means i live my life MY way.
it means i won't allow anyone to step on me.
when i refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, i am defined as a bitch.

the same thing happens when i take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when i act a little selfish.
it means i have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who i truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think i 'should' be.
i am outspoken, opinionated and determind.
i want what i want and there's nothing wrong with that!

so try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty i hold within me. you won't succeed.
and if that makes me a bitch, so be it.
i embrace the title and am proud to bear it.

-Copyrights http://heroikamuljadi.com/blog/-
(To the guy who left mi a comment on the previous post, if u dun like this, tell mi, i will take it down.)

Tell mi tell mi!! How cool is this!!!! This is SOOOOO COOL! All those bitches out there, this is so true aint it??

Being a BITCH is not such a BAD thing after all! Weeee.

And you guys know the 3 GREATEST wonders of women???? Here,

1. We give milk without eating grass.
2. Get wet without water. (oops. heheh.)
3. Bleed for a week without dying!

YOU TELL ME! Are we GREAT or wad?!?!?! huh! You men! BOW TO US! Muahahahah. Women rules ok. Not forgetting we rock(no pun intended) as well!! Muahahahahahahah!!

FINALLY!

Today i can go to my fren's birthday bbq PEACEFULLY. Which EXACTLY one year ago, someone quarrel with me over one stupid BBQ! Keep asking me go home go home go home!!!! GRrr.

Well, i DUN have that problem ANYMORE! YAY.

Silence is Golden.

Yeah man, Silence is indeed Golden.

Im so surprised that all these people(who they claimed are passerbys) can stop spamming my tagboard so synchronously. Amazing huh? Since you guys are so telepathic, why dun you go try getting into the Singapore Synchronised Swimming team? Who knows we might even see you all at the Sea Games sometime.

Its so weird that after one day i post up my entry, everybody started spamming. This proves that one of you has been avidly following my blog eh? Cool.

And to those people who spam using stupid nicknames, scared i know who are you izzit? Even girls like Lihui n Tupps have more GUTS than you. And MO, it tells me alot about ur maturity level aleady when you say things like "I call police go your house." Also, I believe its NABE, not NABEI. Doesnt it sounds weird when you pronounce like that? Even if its not NABE, its definitely not NABEI. Anyway, just use NB lah huh. We can understand.

Specially out to TERROR, its so obvious that you are JASON. Only You will say big words like "block me if you can." In caps some more. Typical.

Talking bout which, you know people, its ok for my ex boyfriends to call mi a bitch. Cause i call them bastards too. Wahahha. Anyway i DID mention im such a bitch in previous entries. I dun understand why these spammers are wasting their time to remind mi again.

Also, maybe i should throw u back the handphone contract which you UPGRADED that time, so you can get ur LG phone. And ur faggoty phone is giving mi problems every now and then. Maybe i should try to trade in instead of throwing it in ur face, at least i get some CASH. You might be thinking "Yeah u use the phone u spoil it wad. your problem." But hey man! No. I mentioned it was faulty a few days after u pass mi. If u say u dun remember i can see why.

Oh ya, i remembered somebody tagged saying he will jolly well sponsor mi for movies on weekend. Since you are so rich, maybe u can pay for my frenz too? We will all be glad. Please leave mi your contact soon k. =D

If suddenly there's an increase of passbyers again, i already know why. Cuz somebody has happily put my blog link on her friendster. Im not surprised if there's bulletin to pass ard the message too. Heh.

Finally Happy April Fool's Day. Did anyone of you get punk'd today? Hoho.