Aspirin Mask!

Beauty Tip of The Day: Aspirin Mask.

YES!

Im gonna teach everybody how to have pretty skin aka Jacelyn Tay's style! No lah, its just a DIY mask which i wanna share with you people!

I believe most of you know what is Aspirin rite? Its something like panadols and you can get it at any pharmacy. Currently there is only one type of tablet aspirin -- Bayer Aspirin.

So why aspirin makes our skin smoother and pores smaller? Because it contains BHA(beta-hydroxy acid), a very effective salicylic acid, which is commonly found in skin care products.

Here's how we do it!

Materials needed: A brush (not egg brush hor, mind you!), a teaspoon and Bayer aspirin!

Step 1
Pop about 3 to 4 tablets of aspirin into a container and add half teaspoon of warm water. Stir the contents for the tablets to melt, forming a paste. The melted aspirin will look like exfoliation salt.

Step 2
Apply the paste onto your face using the brush!

Ok, i know i look very retarded lah! Anyhows, this is how you should look like. Do not apply onto ur eye lids!! Because the skin ard the eyes are very delicate.

Step 3
Wait for the mask to dry! It takes about 10 - 15 minutes for the whole thing to dry up completely. I suggest you dun move a single muscle on ur face because everything will keep dropping when its drying up.

Step 4
When its dry enuff, genlty rub (exfoliate) away the mask. And cleanse ur face with warm water.

Step 5
Apply moisturizer to your face and viola~!

Softer, smaller pores and a more radiant face! Very simple right? Each box of aspirin only cost about $3.90. Very cheap! You guys can try it out when you have the time. =)

Warning: Do not use the aspirin mask if you are allergic to salicylic acid. You can test it on a small area of your neck first.

Warning must put big big, i scared u all canot see. Hahaha.

Disclaimer: I will not be responsible for any breakouts/rashes/wadeva caused by the mask. You should be smart enough to test it first if you do not want any risk.

ELIZABETHTOWN.

OH OH OH~!

Guess what i've found~!

Orlando Bloom's new movie~!!! Weeeee~~~~ I am very happy!! Dun know when Singapore will start showing it though. I guess still got long time. I've watched the trailer already, typical love story lah.. BUT WHO CARES!!! Got ORLANDO BLOOM LEH!!! And also Kristen Dunst as the female lead.

And yes, he KISSED her in the movie.

Still... I CANT WAIT. Meehehhe.

As all of you can see, I have been blogging quite often nowadays. Simply because i have nothing to do(actually got lah, dun felt like doing can?!?) and i have absolutely no mood to go out. Very sian right? Felt like catching a movie.. but look at the RATES! Bah. Waste money.

Another thing has been bugging mi lately. My tummy (oh my precious fat tummy~! Wadeva. -.-) got this very red-itchy-pain-sometimes bleeding patch there! And its REALLY KILLING MI! I kept scratching!!

MY GOD.

Now the skin like rotten already. Very disgusting. Wiliam wanna puke when i showed him via web cam. Hahahaha. Just kidding. I tink i better see the doc about it soon. Wad if next time got scar~!?!

There goes my bikini. =(

Next time see mi wear DIVING SUIT go suntanning liao.

Extreme MakeOver

I know its silly to watch a reality tv and become teary. But i DID! Bah. I canot help it lah, i felt so happy for those people on extreme makeover! They have been so miserable for almost half of their entire lives, then BOOM!

"You Are Going For An Extreme MakeOver!!"

Warm and fuzzy! Everybody's happy! I bet the extreme makeover has changed many people's lives. But of course there is always pros and cons of such shows lah... they just dun show the bad side (not backside!) of it. Maybe a little part of mi wanted an extreme makeover as well. I wanna make my big face smaller!! Damn.

"The more you smile, the more wrinkles you gonna get."

How contradicting. I mean who doesnt wanna be happy u tell mi?!?! I laugh/smile, i get wrinkles... i dun smile people say i fierce!! WTF. No wonder more and more beauty products. I even heard before, laughing too much makes you fat. Cuz you take in alot of air. Hahahaha. Maybe its bullshit, but then again, look at the "Laughing Buddha". -.-

If i have a chance, i would like to take part in Michael Thurmond's fitness programme. Its damn good can!!!

"If you dun eat, you dun lose weight."

WAH KAO! How i wish somebody can tell mi that, i would gladly obey. Who wouldnt? Sheesh.

Beauty is Pain and Torture.

How true.

Diet tip of the day:
Eat only the size of ur fist, because thats how big ur stomach is.

(So.. the heart and the stomach same size huh?)

Note: Im thinking of removing the tagboard. Simple because i tink i feel better when i see "comments". Hahahahah. Also the stupid school doesnt allow mi to see the tagboard, sibei dumb. So let mi know what you all think k?

I doubt anybody reads my blog anyway.

YOU MOTHERFUKER.

I know i complained about the lardass just yesterday. But let mi tell you, Singapore is just filled with people who deserve a tight slap across their fuking face.

Today i went Hereen to help Wiliam pre-order his precious BoA poster. The moment i stepped out of the Somerset MRT, this bugger came forward, asking mi to help buy this $2 donation ticket. You know lah, those very irritating people asking u to donate on the streets.

Being my USUAL self, i kindly wave NO to him. 1) I am not interested to buy his donation ticket. 2) I dun wanna waste his time by listening to wad he says.

And guess what this mother fuker said.

"Would you like to donate $2 to help orphans... yadda..." (mi waves no)

"What?! No?!? HEARTLESS."

WHAT THE FUCK.

I turned back and look at him.

HE STILL DARE TO GIVE MI THE "WHAT" FACE! FUKING ASSHOLE. DAMN ANGRY! I dun buy this kind of things because i dun fuking trust them! Who knows what they do with the money! Eventhough it is just a mere 2 bucks.. but 100 pple means 200 bucks ok! Not buying his ticket doesnt mean i am heartless ok! Bastard.. Sibei rude lor. How can he expect pple to buy from him when he behaves like that!?! Motherfuker.

Parents never teach u ah?! Fuk sia. (me says in an ah-lian manner)

Anyhow, i saw XIAXUE when i went PS later on!!! Very happy!!! She looks exactly like the way she looked on the photos lor. So i guess she dun really edit her photos that much lah. Most importantly.. she is really not as fat as some of you think.

Actually wanna take photo with her wan! But she move very fast leh.. when i turn back she gone liaoz. Damn. I know lah, u all wanna say very lame rite.. take wad photo.. not like she is a celebrity. Who cares~ WO SHUANG!

Muahahahhaa.

And i am quite disappointed with LOST. I have no idea what the hell is going on in the show leh. I was so eager to watch today's episode, cuz i wanna find out whether Shannon died. And i thought she did. I was sooooo depressed during the scene when Boone was holding her, watching her life slip away... crys.

Den he ran back and it was all an illusion. Due to something Locke did.

WTF. I felt so cheated! Lousy show lah!! How can they cheat mi of my feelings like that! TMD. Making mi angry all over again!!

....

I guess half of you people dun know what im talking about. Oh wells, nevermind.

Fuking Lard Ass.

I utterly detest this lard ass from the games side. I am disgusted that he has to let the whole world know abuot his super handphone. Just because his fuking phone can play mp3. Whenever his phone rings, the whole IM side can hear him LOUD AND CLEAR. And he has to pick up his phone at a 0.01KM/Hr speed. Damn fuking irritating shit.

Even if his phone doesnt ring, i feel disgusted to look at his ultra-hao-lian face and the amount of fat content in his body. In short, i wanna SLAP him.

Basically the whole games side is damn rowdy, all of them laugh like frogs croaking. They simply canot shuddup. How i wish i can throw a fuking grenade at them. .!. o.O .!.

I felt very depressed today, very disappointed. Sighz.

I lost 1 kg due to mi being sick. Is that considered a good thing?

I am Sick.

BOOOOOOOOOOO!

I have been sick for the whole week already!! Very sian.

Now i know drinking plenty of water and eating fruits almost everyday makes mi sick. Wtf. I nv do anything that would make mi sick lor!!!

"You dun need to do anything for your body to fall sick wan." Says the doc.

RIDICULOUS!

Now im barely left with any voice to talk. =(

And the worst thing? Nobody to take care of mi!!! I go see doctor ALONE leh!! Pathetic. Nvm! I shall TRY to be a 女强人 from now on. (yeah rite!)

Fuk the sadpatheticalonethingy.

I went to help my cousin to be a flower girl on friday.



Flower girl with a crown!! Wahahahahha. how cool is that. Actually i steal the king's crown to wear. Heheheee.

And did i mention i saw Rene there as well?! Which explains the very tiny crown pic. Bah. And i know i look SIBEI FAT in this pic. DAMMMMMN.

DIET DIET!!!!

(dun wanna post pics of my cousin, cuz she is too pretty liao. hehehe. =X)

Unexpected pregnancy? Call 1-800-MUM-TO-BE (1-800-686-8623).

aiyo, very sad leh.

I happened to stumble upon this blog -- Trials & Tribulations of an Unwanted Pregnancy, while i was doing nothing and slacking the whole wonderful Saturday away. =(

Dun understand why there are so many bastard guys out there... i believe 70% - 80% of Singaporean guys are selfish, brutal, aggressive and possessive. Especially guys with good looks, lotsa money and high education standard. This makes the girls kinda sad... doesnt it? And wati even told mi that day that one malay guy is/can be entitled to 4 wives. I mean.. wtf? If the guy is one of the 80% people.. den 4 girls gonna suffer izzit? I canot imagine that. =(

Mi used to have a very bad bf lah.. who practically made used of mi (my money) to buy things for his mistress. We went through alot before we were finally together and he has to treat mi this way.. abusing mi and stuffs. Haiz. You can call mi stupid or wad lah, i dun care because maybe i was really STUPID UNTIL THE MAX then.

Once bitten, twice shy. Everytime people say time will heal all wounds.. bullshit lah. There will always be a scar left behind.

Hope the girl will give birth to a healthy baby and meet some one who will really love her and her child. God bless!

And i congratulate myself because wiliam is not within the bastard category. HAhahahaha. =X

If You Ask Mi.

If you asking mi which is the cutest pet i ever had.....

I would say that its Wiliam with mouth full of fries!!

Awwww.. isnt he CUTE~~~~~

*Pats Head*

=D

40 Years Old!

Happy Birthday Singapore! Happy National Which Means Public Holiday Day to Us!

But hor....

VERY UNFAIR LEH!

HOW COME NATIONAL DAY EVE SEC/PRIMARY SCHOOLS GOT A FREAKING HALF DAY. BUT WE DUN HAVE!?!

HOW COME TOMOLO THEY ALSO PUBLIC HOLIDAY, BUT WE DUN HAVE?!?!

FUKING GAHMEN (JUST LIKE ROCKSON)!

Soooo ANGRY. I dun wanna go tomolo leh! Fuk. =(

Anyhow, I wonder what Mr LKY was thinking when he's sitting there.

"Ah, this is my achievement! Without mi.. where would all those little brats be!" (maybe something like that?)

Ok lah, just kidding. But i bet he IS pretty proud of himself. Because it was him who made Singapore what she is now. =) LKY is practically the one who watched Singapore grow! He was there during all the ups and downs.... Very touching leh.

Today's parade was magnificent lah. Even though i wasnt at the Padang to actually catch things in action, but i can still feel the mood! The mobile units from the MINDEF is really impressive. I never thought we had such cool and high tech equipments. Always thought Singapore only rely on other countries' defence system. HAHAA. Look down on my own country sia! I should slap myself.

They have this clip which shows how Singapore was found, formed, merge, seperate and develop. Singapore really went through alot eh? Time flies so fast, Nathan has been president for 5 years already?! Whoa...

Singapore has come a long way indeed. =)

FireWorks.

3am! OMG! I just came back from the National Day Countdown Fireworks Celebration (very long leh)! Damn tired. But i tink its not really worth it lah.. cuz the fireworks were like REALLY REALLY small. Should have moved nearer to the Marina South there. Nevermind, next week we shall go again! =)

I guess most of you will draw a conclusion when it comes to the end of the day... Well, here's mine.

Always say things that are true to your heart. Because if you dun, you might never know who you will be hurting.

Always show people that you care (if you really do) and you will get the same treatment back.

The person you loved may not love you. But at the same time, you might realise there are many others who really do.

If it is your choice, then be proud of it. If you treat ur frenz as TRUE FRIENDS, there is no point hiding the truth.

The saddest thing about love,
Is not being able to see whats right in front of you.

President's Star Charity

I am watching the President's Star Charity re-telecast on Ch 5 now.

And i tink the show makes the artistes look very Retarded. Whats with the 60's "A-Go-Go" theme. Omg. Everybody is dressed in bright coloured retro clothes and shaking their booty.

The worst thing.. i have to see Aunty Eileen shake her ass as well. Very vigorously leh! Grace Chua is FAT. Goodness. All the while I thought she was this sassy DJ with a deep manly voice on Perfect 10. Also, they PURPOSELY make Zoe Tay look like one of the Ah Ma patient. She wears this fugly top which looks like the cusion on those traditional chinese wood chairs.

I guess all these song and dance doesnt work for mi. Very boring leh. I still prefered the usual poke my hands with knives, shoot my back with darts etc stunts. Hahahah. More entertaining mah.. I know i am very bad. Deep down inside i just wanna see them suffer.

Of course, the only good thing about the whole show.. is Flying Dutchman. This means no more Chao Qi Tai aka Who Wants To Be a Millionare host aka CCB. Whahahaha. Thats wad my mum calls him anyway. He's so very irriating.. all he knows is to kao peh. Everytime i see him i feel like throwing my oven at the TV.

Tink the NKF shit affects the already stingy Singaporeans. Nobody wanna donate! The donation indicated on tv never move one. Haahahah. Too bad.. although they kept reminding the audience the money will go directly to the associations. Aiyah, last time NKF also say the same bullshit, in the end also like that. Who dare to trust them now.

There is even a song for them, in sync with the National Day. LOL.


WE ARE SINGAPORE

There was a time when people said that TT Du**i didn't do it,
but he did...
There was a time when people said that N*F didn't do it,
but they did...
They build N*F, strong & rich,
reaching out together for more & more money!!!

Chorus:
It is our money, it is our blood...
It is our kindness, it is our tears...
Don't take our money, to be your bonus..
Don't cheat singapore,
SINGAPOREAN!!

(extracted from http://f-a-n-t-a-s-y.blogspot.com/) My Brother lah, Kuku.

I feel.......

I feel puky.. and i am trying hard to gasp for air. I tink to myself... why do i feel so awful?

I couldnt see properly... my eyes are heavy... and my face is wet.

The man sitting in front of mi is constantly looking at through his rear view mirror.... but i tried not to have eye contact with him...

Suddenly my heart starts to ache.......... and i can feel a bad hiccup coming.

Whats wrong with mi man.........?

I felt a strong wave of emotions rushing through mi... i felt incredibly sad.....

It was then that i realised...

I have forgotten how to breathe...................................




Counting down to 140 days..................